Mannequin 1: What's for lunch?
Mannequin 2: Meatball sandwiches.
Mannequin 1: With spaghetti sauce and cheese?
Mannequin 2: Yep.
Mannequin 3: I don't think I better have any. I don't want to lose my girlish figure.
Mannequin 1: Oh, come on. A little meatball sandwich won't hurt you.
Mannequin 2: Meatball sandwiches are long and skinny, thus they will make you long and skinny.
Mannequin 3: I don't think so...
Mannequin 2: That's your problem. You don't think about these things carefully. You're not considering the tomatoes in the sauce. Everyone knows that tomatoes don't have many calories.
Mannequin 1: Yeah. And tomatoes have Vitamin C. You need some of that. Vitamin C prevents scurvy.
Mannequin 2: No kidding? I thought you had to eat limes to prevent scurvy.
Mannequin 3: Scurvy? We aren't on a boat. I understand that you can't get scurvy unless you are on a boat.
Mannequin 1: You are so innocent. You can get scurvy anytime... anywhere... if you don't eat meatball sandwiches.
Mannequin 2: What happens if you get scurvy?
Mannequin 1: I've heard that you lose your teeth.
Mannequin 3: Ack! I have scurvy. Look... no teeth.
Mannequin 1: Teeth? I don't have any teeth either!
Mannequin 2: Me either. Oh my words. We all have scurvy!
Mannequins 2 and 3: We need lunch! We need lunch!
Mannequin 1: Wait...we have a larger problem. We can't eat meatball sandwiches.. no teeth, remember?
Mannequin 2: It's worse than that. We can't hold the meatball sandwiches. Our arms have fallen off.
Mannequin 3: And we have no legs! Where did our legs go? Who stole our legs?
Mannequins 2 and 3: And we have no clothing on!
Mannequin 2: I'm so embarrassed.
Mannequin 1: Guys... guys...guys... maybe if we stand really still nobody will notice.
Mannequin 2: Good plan.
Mannequin 3: I want chocolate. The stress is killing me.
Mannequin 2: Me, too. When's lunch?
Mannequin 1: In 30 minutes. I hear we've having meatball sandwiches...
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