Chocolate party 1
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Bird 1: Get out of the way, I was here first.
Bird 2: No, I was here first. You're delusional.
Bird 3: ( If they keep arguing, I'll get more cupcake.)
Bird 1: I was here first. I'm the first bird in the photo. Anyone can see that. So get out of my page and let me eat.
Bird 2: If you would just scooch over a little bit, there would be enough room for everyone.
Bird 3: (Keep arguing fellas...)
Bird 1: Scooch over? What is that...scooch? Oh, I get it. You're trying to show off your intelligence by making up big words.
Bird 2: That's right. That's what I was doing. NOT. Will you quit distracting me and let me eat some of this chocolate cake?
Bird 3: (I wonder if they have noticed that they are dropping crumbs on the table. Maybe they won't and I can polish them up, too.)
Bird 1: Chocolate cake? This is cake? Blech. I thought we were eating cupcakes. It's embarrassing to eat cake in public.
Bird 2: You see, that's what you get for watching television. I tell you, Harry, you have got to stop believing everything you see on the tube. Cupcakes are so.... "Leave It to Beaver"... and cake... well... cake is for real men like Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Urrr Urrr Urrr
Bird 1: Urrr Urrr Urrrr
Bird 3: (They're losing it.)
Bird 1: I see what you mean. Yeah... Cake is for guys and cupcakes are for girls.
Bird 2: And since you are a....
Bird 1: ....guy....
Bird 2: You aren't allowed to eat.....
Bird 1: ...cupcakes.....
Bird 1 and 2: Urrr urrr urrrr
Bird 3: Hey, fellas... Is that a soccer ball on that cupcake paper at the bottom of the bowl?
Bird 1 and 2: Uh? Cupcake paper?
Bird 3: Of course. Cupcakes generally come in cupcake papers.
Bird 1: Man, it's getting late. I've got to get home. Better fly.
Bird 2: Me, too. If I don't pick up a worm or two before I arrive at the next, the wife gets kind of bugged.
Bird 3: (Waves) See ya later, fellas. (Not.)
